hehe jeg er også en sucker for optiske illusioner
Længe leve kvinders anatomi…
I starten tænker man - hun gemmer det sgu i ærmet. Men nej
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?”
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?”
Once again the priest apologized. “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a Bible and looked up psalm 129 . It Said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.
A lawyer friend of mine forwarded me some funny stuff, it made my day, I’ll share it with you guys. These are Actual things people have said in Court.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
40 stereotype netdebattører
En tegner har karikeret 40 af de sædvanlige persontyper, som man finder i en netdebat. Uden at sætte navne på, så er der rig mulighed for at finde personer på studmed.dk, der falder ind under de forskellige kategorier.
Tegningerne er ikke kun sjove, fordi de forholder sig til de forskellige stereotyper, men også idet man bliver opmærksom på, at man selv kender hele galleriet, og at en debat altid vil forløbe bedre, hvis det i stedet for at være persontyper ville være sider af en og samme person.
Nyhed oprindeligt fundet på newz.dk
Norsk satireprogram a la drengene fra angora. De gør tykt grin med det danske sprog og det er herregrineren. Især set med danske øjne.
Jeg hørte lige den her nik og jay parodi i morgenbadet på p3. Tilsyneladende er det to elever fra Rosborg Gym og HF der står bag den, og har indspillet den til en fredagsbar…
Jeg tror at andre tidligere Rosborgere vil give mig ret i, at den er temmelig meget bedre end “Rosborg blues”.
For dem der ikke har sarte ører: En fortolkning af “A Whole New World” fra Disney’s Aladdin:
Nu siger jeg det for 7. gang!!
Kan du ikke holde den slags indlæg til Dagens sjove - jeg er træt af jævnligt at skulle flytte dine indlæg. Du fik i sin tid et gult kort af den grund.
Hold da op, det er stærke sager!
Mon ikke den indspilning har en fremtid på Guantanamo? Sangen vil kunne få selv den mest hårdkogte terrorist i tale!
…men måske et falsum (eller en bootleg-udgave fra øvelokalet?)
Selv nægter Peter André & Jordan at det er deres stemmer:
Hvilket man vel egentlig godt kan forstå.
På YouTube findes denne version:
-Ikke at det er specielt godt, men dog knap så skidt.
Og Frold - nu må din emsighed da snart have nået sin grænse.