Noget jeg læste på nettet. Siges at være en del af FBI prøver, men et af spørgsmålene blev også nævnt i CSI (amerikansk serie) så hvor sandt det er…?
[color=blue]A set of questions that’s said to be the ones used in the F.B.I., for interview.
It is said that not many people can answer three questions correctly.
A lady makes a dish for her boyfriend. After the gentleman finishes, he figures that the taste of the dish is weird, so he asks his girlsfriend, " What is in the dish?" And the lady answers, " It is meat of penguins." And a few years later, the gentleman commits suicide. Why?
A blind man takes the train to the city to get operation to cure his blindness. The opration is a success. And on his way back, the trains goes in the tunnel and that man jumps off the train and dies. Why?
A couple takes a walk along the river. Unfortunately, the girl falls in the river. So the boy rushes and jumps in the water to look for her, but he does not find her. Sadly, he moves away from this town. After a few years, he visits this town again, and sees an old man fishing near the river. But the fishes that the old man catches do not has seaweed on them, so the boy asks the old man, “Why isn’t there any seaweed on these fishes?” The old man answers, " This river never grows any seaweed. " After hearing this, the boy jumps to the river and drowns himself. Why?
At family of a single mother and two daughters, the mother dies, and the two daughters attend to the funeral. The younger daughter sees this handsome guy at the funeral, and has this " love at first sight" feelings for him. But he disappears at the end of the funeral, and the younger daughter cannot find him since then. After a month, the younger daughter kills her sister, why?
There is a dead body in the desert, with the head buries in the sand, and there are some luggages around his body. This man has half of a match on his hand. Using logic, try to deduce the man’s death.
There are two dwarfs in the circus, applying for a job. And the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. But the circus will only hire one dwarf., and aiming for the shortest one. So the two dwarfs decide to measure and determine which one of them is the shorter one, and the taller ones has to commit suicide. But on the day of the competition, the blind dwarf kills himself. And all the police can find in his house are the wooden furnitures and some speels all over the floor. Why does he commit suicide?[/color]
God fornøjelse!
(Jeg synes mit hoved havde brug for pause denne weekend , så hoppede over hvor gærdet var lavest og fandt svarene ved en googlesøgning!)
Hmm… vældigt distraherende når man burde læse hæmatologi (som er mindst lige så mystisk alligevel)
Nr. 2 har jeg hørt før, blot med tilføjelsen at manden sad i en ikke-ryger kupé. Da der bliver mørkt i toget gennem tunnelen, ville han i ryger-kupeen have set gløden fra cigaretterne og dermed ikke have troet, at han var blevet blind igen. Men selvfølgelig er der ikke noget der hedder “ryger-kupé” i en historie fra USA
Kan manden i nr. 5 være faldet ud af et fly? Evt. da han ville snige sig ned i lastrummet for at ryge en cigaret (derfor tændstikken i hånden), og ved et uheld har åbnet en luge og er faldet ud sammen med noget bagage.
Ok, det er måske lidt langt ude
Nr. 6 med dværgen kunne måske være, at den højeste dværg har savet i den blinde dværgs møbler (af træ), så de er blevet lavere. Hermed tror den blinde (og ikke alt for intelligente) dværg at han pludseligt er blevet højere, og begår derfor selvmord, da han jo ikke kan få jobbet.
1:
Kvinden har vel set sig sur på manden eller mandens familie (der går i smoking), slår dem ihjel, laver mad af deres kroppe og serverer det for manden. Manden finder ud af det senere og finder ikke krisehjælp tilstrækkelig
2:
Manden lider af alvorlig klaustrofobi hvilket han ikke har erkendt da han var blind.
3:
Manden har rodet rundt nede på havbunden og forvekslet pigens hår med tang. Dvs han kunne have reddet hende.
4.
Jeps. Pigen er psyko og slår søsteren ihjel for at den smukke mand kommer til endnu en begravelse.
De minder meget om en (vistnok) amerikansk leg, hvor en person sætter et scenarie op og de andre skal regne ud “what happened” ved at stille ja/nej/“doesn’t matter” spørgsmål… så længe man får ja må man fortsætte med at spørge, får man nej, går turen videre til næste spørger…
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A man goes into a restaurant and orders seagull, he then eats it. After leaving the restaurant he shoots himself. Why did he shoot himself?
There has been a murder. Two dead bodies lie in a puddle of water in a room. They are surrounded by broken glass. Also in the room is an open window and a cat running off into the distance. What happened?
inkluderer svaret på 5’eren - han er sprunget ud i faldskærm men har pga manglende lys taget fejl af faldskærmen og en rygsæk
hmmm… eller også er det denneher
He was trying to make it across the desert in a hot air balloon, first by lightening his load, then frantically trying to relight his flame, then instead of dying of dehydration, chose to jump out of the balloon and die on impact.
Nope, svaret på 5’eren er at han var passager i et fly/luftballong e.l. De tabte højde, eller havde ikke nok drivstof til at få alle med, så de må kvitte sig med noget vægt. Efter at al baggagen er smidt ud trækker de lod om hvem der skal smides ud, manden trak den halve tændstik og tabte dermed.
Der er en anden historie om en mand som bor på 12. etage og hver dag tager elevatoren ned og går på arbejde…
Om eftermiddagen når han vender hjem tager han - med mindre der er andre med elevatoren eller det er regnvejr - elevatoren til 10. etage og trapperne de sidste to etager.
Regner det eller er der andre i elevatoren tager han den helt til 12.
Tror såmænd heller ikke de stammer derfra eller at spørgsmålene fra sådanne prøver overhovedet er tilgængelig for offentligheden. Det kan da være muligt at man bliver udsat for spørgsmål af samme karakter men jo, som en anden nævnte, har jeg også hørt at det er en del af en psykologisk test, så håber ikke at I selv kom på svarene! Ellers tyder det ikke for godt for fremtidens patienter…
De samlede svar
[quote]ANSWERS:
Years ago, the man was once trapped in the Artic during a research trip with his ex-girlfriend. There was nothing to eat. His previous girlfriend made a meal with what she called “penguin” meat. Next day the rescue team arrived, the man survived but his ex-girlfriend did not make it. Years after, when the man ate the true penguin meat, he then realized that the meal he ate years ago was actually the meat of his ex-girlfriend. He felt shame and thought that he should not live for what he had done. So he killed himself.
This person was blind before. After the treatment, he could see again. When the train was passing through the tunnel, he thought he was blind again. He was despaired, so he killed himself.
When the person tried to save his girlfriend, he grabbed something like weeds or vegetation under water. Now he knew that he actually grabbed on his girlfriend?s hair but he did not save her. He was sorry about what he did.
The younger sister could not find that handsome man for months. She recalled that last time she saw him was in the funeral. So she killed her elder sister and hoped to see the person in the funeral again.
This person was on a balloon with other people. Unfortunately, the balloon was damaged and required to lower the weight for softer landing. So they used matches to decide who was the unfortunate one. That person lied on the desert faced down was the unlucky one who had taken the short match.
Dwarf B went into dwarf A’s room in that evening and shorten all the furniture?s legs with a saw. Dwarf A went back to the room and found himself seemingly grown taller. Dwarf A was worried of losing his job in the circus and killed himself.[/quote]
, så hoppede over hvor gærdet var lavest og fandt svarene ved en googlesøgning!)
